It is finally a happy end for the Palestinians. They were thinking that Israeli Occupation Army has committed a massacre in Jenin. Guess what?

With extreme happiness I announce: “They were wrong”. Only 52 persons are dead. And again, there, the UN has really made a great effort, because after all, what is the life of 52 Palestinians? Probably, that worths 5 real human beings if we are optimistic, or half a human being life. Palestinians are only shadows in this world. They don’t even have their own country. So to be frank once for all: They shouldn’t be called Palestinians. They don’t even exist.

But these Palestinians, (let’s continue to call them as such, since we can’t call them shadows, because then we wouldn’t know how to call our own shadows), continue to misguide themselves and mislead the good humans in exaggerating things. What is killing 52 people (again if we really make an effort and count them as people) in a refugee camp? What is destroying the third of the surface area of the camp? And look here, we say camp. These people are in permanent vacations. They live in camps, while serious people have to work very hard the whole year, so they could probably earn enough money to spend a weak in a camp. Only presidents really go to camps. Take for example Camp David: Does any one go there?

Any way, in this Jenin thing, at least not every single living creature in the camp was killed, and not every single house was destroyed, in that heroic action of the brave Israeli army.

So the United Nations have decided, represented by Mr. Kofi Anan himself, by his own will, and without any external pressure whatever, without any single threat from USA Government, without any accusation from the democratic State of Israel, without any kind of intimidation or indictment whatsoever, and with an approved shyness of the Arab world leaders, that what happened in Jenin is in no way a massacre. The only fault that Israeli Liberation Army committed is that they just didn’t facilitate the entry of humanitarian aid, and medical aid.

In fact, it is the Palestinians who didn’t help in that. The Palestinians, as barbaric as always, were using their civilians as human shields. So, Palestinians continue to be the criminals, by exposing themselves to the Israeli bullets fired in a non-contestable right of self defense.

Of course, residents of Jenin camp should thank the Israeli heroic army of liberating them from all the terrorists who were terrorizing them and so the Israeli heroic army as always flied to rescue the Palestinians who suffer. The rescue came in form of missiles or bulldozers or tanks or automatic weapons or in any other human method that could guarantee a quick death or a permanent handicap.

Now the poor Israeli army, while busy in self defense, of course, have forgot some people bleeding to death, and in order that the disease does not spread they only closed the camp so that no epidemic cases could escape until the whole region is decontaminated.

So in fact, what the UN accused Israel of is again an anti-Semitic action as usual.

Now, what happened before or after that heroic action could in no way condemn Israel. That was a successful operation, despite the loss of 23 lives of innocents Israeli soldiers who happened to be there, in that terrorist camp.

Despite all the efforts that Israel is doing to make the Palestinians behave as human beings, to be the pets of the humanity, they remain as incorrigible and hopeless as ever.

In an Israeli lesson, for example, the snipers or missiles or tanks target creatures that are, or presumed to be, or thought that one day they will think of being terrorists. Having this holy descent from god, Israel knows. So that’s why even killing children or unborn embryos could be justified, because Israeli government can read the future.

The problem with Palestinians, that with all this rate of marriage and birth-rate, some cases could escape the estimations, and so these mutants commit the most horrible of terror actions. And any way, Israel has to give her snipers lessons. So they force Palestinians to mate and produce a lot of children. These are the living targets for the Israeli snipers practices.

Look at the actions by Israel and these Palestinian mutants. Israel, daily cleans the Palestinian population from 1 to 50 cases that are or could be according to the non contestable estimations as terrorists.

On the other side, these Palestinian mutants, savage as they are, go kill innocent Israelis without any previous notice. They even kill themselves with them, so that they force equality with innocent Israelis in death. They say that they will take revenge (this tells you how they hate Israelis), but they never say where. And the Israelis as good as they are don’t say as well where they will hit, but they always say that they will continue to eliminate terrorists. And in such mixed population as these savage Palestinians, you never know. Even with the great wisdom of Israeli government, one can say that nowadays, every Palestinian is candidate for terrorism. So they should all be eliminated if the world wants to live in peace.

Israeli government has tried everything. For example, exiling the families of terrorists, destroying their houses, arresting their family members have been and continue to be tried: No result. I was thinking that this policy of the genius Israeli government would be good if all criminals are treated the same. For example, a killer or a murderer should be killed as well as his whole family. A violator should be violated as well as all his family members. A drug dealer should be transformed in a drug addict as well as all his family.

A war criminal should be honored as well as all his family, because after all they are the glorious examples for humanity.

So the UN as well as all human organization should reconsider the definitions of terrorists and massacres. And I would propose :

Terrorist: Any thing, human or machine or divine spirits that think of or practice any action that could hurt an Israeli Zionist Jew, an American Zionist Jew, a European Zionist Jew, an American other than Jews, a European other than Jews respectively.

Massacre: Any action committed against any Zionist Israeli individual or population whatever is the size of this action.

These definitions do not apply to American Indians, Africans, Kurds, Armenians, Irish, Basques, South Americans, Arabs and Muslims and others who do not have any divine character/blood to make them in the range of heroes.

Now, what the world could do to help fighting terrorism?

1. Eliminate the cases where the above definitions do not apply. These cases are a pain in the neck (to be polite) and they will never allow the free world to remain free.
2. Eliminate those who are still asking that these horrible cases be considered as equals even if they are Jews (non Zionists of course)

I finally would be as wise as Mr. the president of USA George W. Bush and make the same judgment:

BUSH & SPOKESMAN: PALESTINIAN BOMBING IN JERUSALEM IN WHICH SEVEN PEOPLE DIE IS ``A HORRIFIC ATTACK OF TERROR." THEY SEND THEIR ``DEEPEST SYMPATHY TO THE STUDENTS AND THEIR FAMILIES."

BUSH & SPOKESMAN: ISRAELI BOMBING GAZA IN WHICH 17 PEOPLE DIE (ALL PALESTINIANS) IS ``HEAVY-HANDED." THEY SEND ADVICE TO PALESTINIANS TO GET RID OF THEIR LEADERSHIP.

I mean would there be any sense of justice and peace loving better than this. Even when Israel commits a fault, Bush is not silent. The Palestinians don’t know how much Bush really cares about them, how much he adores them.

So I invite you all to write to Mr. Kofi Anan a letter of acknowledgment for his sense of justice. Write as well, to USA president the Great, the Brilliant and Unique George W. Bush who was always an illuminating example for peace and justice, and of course to the certified man of peace who is a bright figure for humanity, Mr. Sharon himself.

Now, in these dark days we could feel how much the world is in need of people like this, compared to forces of evil like Bin Laden, Saddam and Arafat, not to mention others.

Congratulations to this world which have brought to life such unique creatures.

And as a compensation for the wrong Israel has been exposed to, I propose that the UN erases all the previous resolutions which make Israel appear as violating them, and on top of all, Geneva conventions. After all, Israel is the will of god on earth. The human laws do not apply on its majesty and sanctity.

May the world reposes in peace… I have a bouquet of flowers to put on the tomb of the UN and Humanity. Condolences will be held in Camp David every day under the auspice of Coca Cola. If you pay a thousand US$, You could see the ex-president Bill Clinton.

PS. I myself send my sympathy to the families of all the victims, not because they are Israelis or Palestinians, but because they are human beings who did not commit any crime but to be in the wrong place when that happened.

Long live UN and it’s sense of justice…
Long live the naked Peace
May the world one day find the right tailor to create a permanent robe for this naked peace…

AbdelFattah Abu-Srour, PhD
Director of Al-Rowwad Cultural and Theatre Training Center